A cute joke

Well, at least it made me chuckle this morning when I was pissy from being woken up way to early by the rudeness of a neighbor.

Annoying Flight “Companions”

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to an attractive woman. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.

"You know," he says," I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The woman, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she replies, "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me, how is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?