LMAO

I finally got around to checking my hotmail account and one of my dear friends sent me this--the tale little girls should grow up with:

Once upon a time,

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,

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self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat,

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contemplating ecological issues

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on the shores of an unpolluted pond

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in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

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and said: Elegant Lady,

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I was once a handsome prince,

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until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,

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and I will turn back

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into the dapper, young prince that I am

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and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set! up house keeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever

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feel grateful and happy doing so.

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That night,

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as the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly sautéed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't fucking think so.

Too funny!!! I loved it, hope you all do too. I haven't accomplished much else today other than emptying my "office" trash can and picking up a little, just so I could feel like I did something today with my off time before work. Travis cleaned the kitchen and vacuumed even!! Said he felt better knowing he did something too. Imagine that!

Don't know if I will get around to adding anything tonight but you never know. I have a thing about recounting my day so maybe I will. Maybe I'll even remember to take a picture today.

I am going to have to get ready soon so will close for now. Love love to you all.